Punyalah eksyen si Tijah (bukan nama sebenar), hinggalah suatu hari dia ternampak lelaki Inggeris pujannya itu dengan wanita lain yang lebih cantik dan bergaya daripadanya. Tijah menangis tiga hari tiga malam. Pada malam keempat, dia mengambil sehelai kertas dan menulis surat untuk memutuskan perhubungannya dengan lelaki 'mat saleh' tadi.
Begini bunyi surat yang ditulis oleh Tijah;
Deer Dave,
Subject: I Want to Cut Connection Between Us
I have think about this very cook-cook. I know I only clap one hand. I have seen you and she walk-walk together at town with my own eyes myself. You grab her hand tight-tight.
You always ask for apology back-back. I don't trust you again! You are really a crocodile land! My friend speaks you play wood three. At first-first I think my friend lie to me. But now I know you correct-correct play wood three.
So, I want to break this connection to pull my body from this love triangle. I know the result that I take is very correct because you love she very high from me. I want to go far-far away from here. I don't want you to play-play with my liver again.
I have been crying until no more eye water thinking about you. I don't want the banana to fruit two times.
Safe walk,
Tijah.
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