Teacher : Syamim, if your father has RM10 and you ask him for RM6, how much would your father still have?
Syamim : RM10.
Teacher : You don't know Maths.
Syamim : You don't know my father....
Teacher : How old is your father?
Syamim : As old as me.
Teacher : How can that be?
Syamim : He became a father only when I was born.